I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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