Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
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he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
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Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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