Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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