ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
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All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
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Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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