Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
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He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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