Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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