I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
When are your genitals available?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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