There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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