I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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