There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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