i can't believe i had my finger in that
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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