Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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