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I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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