its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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