Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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