Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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