don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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