Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
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I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Drake has all the answers
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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