I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Randomize