Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
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I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
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If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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