I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
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I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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