You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
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the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
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I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
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