I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
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No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
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Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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