I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
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She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
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Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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