i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
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He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
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Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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