I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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