I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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