i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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