It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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