talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
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