Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
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but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
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Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
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