He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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