like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
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I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
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All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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