I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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