Dual....:-)
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Someone shit on the floor
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
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Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
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I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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