you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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