Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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