If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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