Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
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You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
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Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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