Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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