She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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