Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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