I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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