great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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