If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
Randomize