I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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