her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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