Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
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I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
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I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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