If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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