You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
she looked like the before picture.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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