hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Actions speak louder than pants.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
i need some magic done to my vagina
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
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