Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
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we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
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We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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