I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
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I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
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If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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