Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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