Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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