just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
