How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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