call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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