As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
